Пролистал очередное обсуждение анекдотов на реддите, вот три особо понравившихся

Пролистал очередное обсуждение анекдотов на реддите, вот три особо понравившихся:

Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.

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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg.

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A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Plethora".

The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that means a lot."


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r/AskReddit - What joke do you tell when someone asks you to "tell a joke"?
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